Holy Processed Meat, Batman!

Over here in the UK we have a supermarket chain called Asda (or, if you live in Wales like me, it’s referred to as Asdas) and somewhere along the line, I came across some new products they’re selling:

Officially licenced Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman burgers, with each burger shaped like the hero’s logo.

And hey, look at the variation – Batman gets your basic beef burger; Superman gets beef and cheese; while Wonder Woman gets beef, cheese and bacon!

Sorry, Bats, I don’t care if you offer me a side order Bat-sausage:

Wonder Woman’s got bacon. I’m off to Asdas on Themyscira.

3 thoughts on “Holy Processed Meat, Batman!

  1. Well they get props for being gluten-free, a diet I’ve been permanently stuck on since late 2016. That being said, I bet the meat tastes like ass, despite the ringing endorsement from the DC’s holy trinity.
    Also, am I missing something here with WW getting all the extras, receiving more meat to go with her already stacked plate of meat and cheese?
    Looks like she’s getting double/tag-teamed by all that extra meat and cheese.

    Hardly seems fair 😉

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    1. Haha! Yeah, I’m not touching those things; God only knows how much cows’ arse and eyeballs are in them!

      Recently, Mrs Earth-Prime and I have radically dropped the amount of red meat we eat, but if we have something, it comes from a good butcher so you know what you’re getting.

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      1. Good for you guys, really. That last line reminds of one of the immortal quotes from the movie Tommy Boy, ” Tell you what, I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull’s ass but I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it.” Good stuff….

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