Motorific – It’s Terrific!

Looking through some old Justice League of America issues the other day and came across this ad for Motorific action highway sets:

There’s a couple of things wrong with this ad, not least the first claim from Fred or Larry:

Seriously? “All new cars” have to go through the following?

Who’s driving their new car through what appears to be a brick wall?

At least the above are more run of the mill road tests.

And while it’s not exactly Grand Theft Auto, the introduction of a Le Mans timer does add a little frisson to the car track, but the thing that got me the most was this outrageous claim:

An “automatic service centre adds excitement“?! How is an automatic service centre exciting when compared with driving through a busy intersection, racing against the Le Mans timer or even crashing through a brick wall? What were you telling your children in the 60s, America?

If It Bleeds . . .

It might be a while before the Predator makes any appearances in my little Lego skits . . .

. . . due to the insane level of detail on that thing!

Get to the chopper!

You Were Looking For What?

Sadly, WordPress doesn’t give me a whole ton of information about what brings people to this place – it’ll tell me there were 48,000 (yeah, right!) Google searches that people followed to arrive at these pages, but not what terms they were using.

All I really get is a little piece on the dashboard about the Top Searches and, as I glanced at this morning, something caught my eye:

“death of supergirl” isn’t surprising as the Crisis #7 Homage Page is consistently one of the most popular pages on this site, but “animated solid boobs”

What the feck? I have no idea what that’s in connection with.

You people are weird.

Must Do Better

Inclusion’s a wonderful thing.

Let’s hope lots of things change for the better in 2018, eh?

Wishing you all a Happy New Year from Crisis on Earth-Prime!